via the Washington Post, 10/16/15
"Woman in a Meeting" is a language of its own.
It should not be, but it is. You will think that you have stated the case simply and effectively, and everyone else will wonder why you were so Terrifyingly Angry. Instead, you have to translate.
To illustrate this difficulty, I have taken the liberty of translating some famous sentences into the phrases a woman would have to use to say them during a meeting not to be perceived as angry, threatening or (gasp!) bitchy.
"Give me liberty, or give me death."
Woman in a Meeting: "Dave, if I could, I could just -- I just really feel like if we had liberty it would be terrific, and the alternative would just be awful, you know? That's just how it strikes me. I don't know."
"I have a dream today!"
Woman in a Meeting: "I'm sorry, I just had this idea -- it's probably crazy, but -- look, just as long as we're throwing things out here -- I had sort of an idea or vision about maybe the future?"
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
Woman in a Meeting: "I'm sorry, Mikhail, if I could? Didn't mean to cut you off there. Can we agree that this wall maybe isn't quite doing what it should be doing? Just looking at everything everyone's been saying, it seems like we could consider removing it. Possibly. I don't know, what does the room feel?"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
Woman in a Meeting: "I have to say -- I'm sorry -- I have to say this. I don't think we should be as scared of non-fear things as maybe we are? If that makes sense? Sorry, I feel like I'm rambling."
"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
Woman in a Meeting: "I'm not an expert, Dave, but I feel like maybe you could accomplish more by maybe shifting your focus from asking things from the government and instead looking at things that we can all do ourselves? Just a thought. Just a thought. Take it for what it's worth."
"Let my people go."
Woman in a Meeting: "Pharaoh, listen, I totally hear where you're coming from on this. I totally do. And I don't want to butt in if you've come to a decision here, but, just, I have to say, would you consider that an argument for maybe releasing these people could conceivably have merit? Or is that already off the table?"
"I have not yet begun to fight."
Woman in a Meeting: "Dave, I'm not going to fight you on this."
"I will be heard."
Woman in a Meeting: "Sorry to interrupt. No, go on, Dave. Finish what you had to say."
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